Your Mother

Welcome to the universe of your mother. Here you will never perish. Now go buy stuff online! Buy awesome stuff - stuff which makes you happy and stuff which gives you great pleasure. Like me, I know you feel like you have become worthless. And the fact is; you are. Why? Well I think you already know why. You are ultimately 1/6.000.000.000 of a relentlessly insignificant group of organisms, hopelessly planted on a severly temporary spherical astronomical object. If one think one is significant, just keep in mind; NOT!
If you buy stuff, you'll help others become less insignificant, and yourself less significant.
Go here to buy: www.play.com or www.walmart.com (live better? - why yes) or here www.tesco.com