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lørdag den 13. november 2010

sUPPORT pollution!

It's nice to know that my children "to-be" and especially my children's children won't ever experence the world as it is now. The coughing, the constant itching in their eyes, the blood coming from their lungs and layer of sode on their skin will keep them from ever reaching the same lvl of happyness and content as we do now. They will think back and listen to the stories told to them about how we lived our lives, and they'll thank us and our leaders for making their world the way it is.

You should:
  1. Take everything for granted
  2. Use more resources than you already do
  3. Believe that everything is wonderful
  4. Consume more
  5. Eat more food
  6. Dont think about consequences
  7. Ever
If your succeed to do so rest assured that you as well as your generation will "end on a high note".

  • What you do now, and what everyone does, is the right thing to do!

Your children and grandchildren will be forever grateful?
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søndag den 24. oktober 2010

looking thru Past Posts

its pretty interesting. Especially referring to tHIS POSt where me and A (My late blog landlord) had a discussion about ******* through editing a single post. He did't mark what he said with bold letters like before, so i've been in there doing that for clearity. I can't get my self to delete it. I think it has some sort of roughness to it which fits extrordinarely this blog.
Damn that stupid animal

Anomonity turned out to be a meme

So i'm taking over now. As I wrote before I've used my former Blog Landlords, Andreas NG's blogger profile for posting. Once through him, and lately I jsut snatted his password so I could handle it myself, since we got into an argument over stuff. He still has the blog on his profil, but i got in, made me co-writer and got out. So now I can post without going through his stupi profile.
also I've send a mail to him, explaining , and to ask him to leave this blog alone and as is.
Fingers crossed. Holyfblog hangs in a threat though, but I'm not gonna start a new blog and see all my creations just vanish into the void.
//Emanuel Janson

on Hold

While wating for the Big Apple Poster Agent to get back to me, I can remeness about how my former 'Blog Landlord' Andreas havent noticed how I continue to use his blogger profile for this. I know he doesnt use the blogger startpage as a way in to his other blogs, he just logs on with gmail and then changes stuff on the actual blog. So I see how he can forget, knowing that he is very busy with work all the time.
I'm truly puzzled and tired of this back and forth.

lørdag den 23. oktober 2010

First Commission

I've been scouting for gigs for two months. I have a pretty neat portfolio to show possible clients. I've had no luck at all. But I got in contact with a guy at a party some weeks ago, and because of his farthers great relationship to my farther he trusted me enough to put me in contact with an agent of some sorts who had a possible thing for me to do, and apparently well paid. VERY WELL PAID. I mean 25.000 USD for a poster which supposedly had a spot not on Times Square but close. This seemed too good to be true - even though I had no idea what it was at that moment.
Anyway - I had a meating over skype with the agent who told me about the the gig. I realized that my friend at the party must have pulled some strings, and I'm puzzled how anyone could pull such a thing out of the pants.
The agent assured me that I would get paid, but they had to collect from other artists as well, so 1.500 USD for the preliminary work, and 23.500 USD if my poster commercial was selected.
This is what I ended up printing out of my pixma, enveloping and shipping it off to the agent. They'll get back to me when they've decided.

As you can see its for the soda company coca cola. They make great drinks, and I like their wavy logo, so I thought it put that in as well. The slogan is about the drink and the company being awesome. Also the hand showing the sign of the devil caters directly to the youth. They'd love stuff like thiS!

- I've acuired a great portfolio which will no doubt impress possible clients. Then I'll draw the commissions in my style and I will make the clients understand how cool this style is. Jsut imagine this hanging somewhere really cool, where you normally see extremely pew pew pretty stuff.

onsdag den 8. april 2009

More Sharks - This Time Around 4


Proffessor Phroppessor Professor SHARKKKK!!!!!
Thats a freaking awesome name!!!

Inspired by Ballos. Huzzahhhh! ... well not "huzzah" - but still. Huzzaahhahhahah

Black and White Man


Mab Mab Mab. Serious serious bla bla bla! FUCK

onsdag den 18. februar 2009

Art CrossOver

I saw this on my friends (andreas ng) website, and wanted to post it here.. Actually it fits on www.Sota.dk as much as it fits here on hOLY f bLOG. The gun has no hole in it, cus its a love gun. A gun which fires love out the end. HF!
I guess
(Red.) Thanks Ema, maybe there's some good inside you after all. /A

The In Stuff

Right now it must be these!

søndag den 21. december 2008

A serious pOST

This is for testing if it's easy to make B/W gradianted drawings without edge lines to determin where a shape starts and ends.
Turns out that if you choose white (or the color you want to replace with another) as your primary color (the color that is on top of the other color in your "Toolbox") and the color you want to draw with as your secondary color (right mouse click on the color you want as your secondary color) - you will be able to replace the primary color in your picture with your secondary color, by right-click-drawing with your Eraser.
Fantastic!
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1 Unconsistency in MS Paint B/W colors

There is something wrong in the B/W colors of MS Paint. It places a much darker color in the wrong place. And the one beneath it seems a bit too dark as well, considered its spot in the color box.

Well no biggie. Just wondered what the hell was going on. | _ |

MS Paint's awesome B/W gradiants

Here is an example of what MS Paint is capable of with the black and white coloring system. To find this, press ctrl+e and change the colors to black and white.

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