hOLY f bLOG

drinks out - she in!

2010-11-27T17:37:00.000-08:00

so the drinks crap went to the zink. Pretty stupd since i think it became quiet cool. So what ever. Apparently I mistook their logo.

so girlin' yall

there she went.

sUPPORT pollution!

2010-11-13T16:46:00.001-08:00

It's nice to know that my children "to-be" and especially my children's children won't ever experence the world as it is now. The coughing, the constant itching in their eyes, the blood coming from their lungs and layer of sode on their skin will keep them from ever reaching the same lvl of happyness and content as we do now. They will think back and listen to the stories told to them about how we lived our lives, and they'll thank us and our leaders for making their world the way it is.

You should:

Take everything for granted
Use more resources than you already do
Believe that everything is wonderful
Consume more
Eat more food
Dont think about consequences
Ever

If your succeed to do so rest assured that you as well as your generation will "end on a high note".

What you do now, and what everyone does, is the right thing to do!

Your children and grandchildren will be forever grateful?

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Happy Mouth at the busstop

2010-11-02T17:47:00.000-07:00

Still waiting for the reply. They are awful silent i think. SO I've made this. I found gradiants in photoshop, they are awesome for me to use. I can make stuff darker in the edges and effects like that. Check what i've done to this one.

Final:

It came from this:

What it is is "happy mouth". It is created from an ecologecal desaster coursed by stray gods trying to fiddle with the many man-made structures they find on the face of Earth. This is really bad stuff while the animals finally have found their way and have established a balanced system for them to live in without being too affected by the old machines, contraptions, structures, buildings, establishements.

"hAPPY mouth" is the one to bring back humanity from the void of oblivion. The darks grasps of insignificance can be traversed with the help from such a devine creature.

Good luck.

looking thru Past Posts

2010-10-24T05:45:00.001-07:00

its pretty interesting. Especially referring to tHIS POSt where me and A (My late blog landlord) had a discussion about ******* through editing a single post. He did't mark what he said with bold letters like before, so i've been in there doing that for clearity. I can't get my self to delete it. I think it has some sort of roughness to it which fits extrordinarely this blog.

Damn that stupid animal

Anomonity turned out to be a meme

2010-10-24T04:59:00.000-07:00

So i'm taking over now. As I wrote before I've used my former Blog Landlords, Andreas NG's blogger profile for posting. Once through him, and lately I jsut snatted his password so I could handle it myself, since we got into an argument over stuff. He still has the blog on his profil, but i got in, made me co-writer and got out. So now I can post without going through his stupi profile.

also I've send a mail to him, explaining , and to ask him to leave this blog alone and as is.

Fingers crossed. Holyfblog hangs in a threat though, but I'm not gonna start a new blog and see all my creations just vanish into the void.

//Emanuel Janson

on Hold

2010-10-24T03:55:00.001-07:00

While wating for the Big Apple Poster Agent to get back to me, I can remeness about how my former 'Blog Landlord' Andreas havent noticed how I continue to use his blogger profile for this. I know he doesnt use the blogger startpage as a way in to his other blogs, he just logs on with gmail and then changes stuff on the actual blog. So I see how he can forget, knowing that he is very busy with work all the time.
I'm truly puzzled and tired of this back and forth.

First Commission

2010-10-23T17:19:00.000-07:00

I've been scouting for gigs for two months. I have a pretty neat portfolio to show possible clients. I've had no luck at all. But I got in contact with a guy at a party some weeks ago, and because of his farthers great relationship to my farther he trusted me enough to put me in contact with an agent of some sorts who had a possible thing for me to do, and apparently well paid. VERY WELL PAID. I mean 25.000 USD for a poster which supposedly had a spot not on Times Square but close. This seemed too good to be true - even though I had no idea what it was at that moment.
Anyway - I had a meating over skype with the agent who told me about the the gig. I realized that my friend at the party must have pulled some strings, and I'm puzzled how anyone could pull such a thing out of the pants.
The agent assured me that I would get paid, but they had to collect from other artists as well, so 1.500 USD for the preliminary work, and 23.500 USD if my poster commercial was selected.
This is what I ended up printing out of my pixma, enveloping and shipping it off to the agent. They'll get back to me when they've decided.

As you can see its for the soda company coca cola. They make great drinks, and I like their wavy logo, so I thought it put that in as well. The slogan is about the drink and the company being awesome. Also the hand showing the sign of the devil caters directly to the youth. They'd love stuff like thiS!

- I've acuired a great portfolio which will no doubt impress possible clients. Then I'll draw the commissions in my style and I will make the clients understand how cool this style is. Jsut imagine this hanging somewhere really cool, where you normally see extremely pew pew pretty stuff.

you are now number SOMETHING

2010-10-23T17:01:00.000-07:00

Many visitors has asked me if I could tell them how many there has been to the site. Not many according to the counter. So I decided to make it public. Press the "no secrets!" link under the page head. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Your Mother

2010-10-14T14:48:00.001-07:00

Welcome to the universe of your mother. Here you will never perish. Now go buy stuff online! Buy awesome stuff - stuff which makes you happy and stuff which gives you great pleasure. Like me, I know you feel like you have become worthless. And the fact is; you are. Why? Well I think you already know why. You are ultimately 1/6.000.000.000 of a relentlessly insignificant group of organisms, hopelessly planted on a severly temporary spherical astronomical object. If one think one is significant, just keep in mind; NOT!
If you buy stuff, you'll help others become less insignificant, and yourself less significant.
Go here to buy: www.play.com or www.walmart.com (live better? - why yes) or here www.tesco.com

The Pineapple Warrior

2010-10-14T13:28:00.001-07:00

The pineapple warrior rides his super gun in the air. He's doing cool drops from critically acclaimed ledges like off the "iron" in NY. Hunting down possible targets vigoriously, eliminating them and then afterwards checking if the kill was ligitimate. He has no regrets what so ever - even though men, woman, children, animals, pets, popes, doctors, police officers, pets, firefighters, district attornies, lawyers, hencemen, cowboys, prostitutes, superstars, fruit, machines, technicians, directors, producers, public figures, presidents, religious idols, artists, pediatricians, vets, medics, soldiers, patriots, other pineapple warriors, waldo, nameless people, shameless people, awesome people, john dos, characters, religions, philosophies, philosophers, photographers, pickles, chips, more actors, car designers, polluters, gamedesigners, gods, demi-gods, dieties, democracies, idiots, generations, buildings, corporations, organs, textiles, moons, planets, cars, computers, roads, electronics, mainframes, windmills, glass manufacturers, art, modern art, gangsters, gangbangers, pathetic extremists, moderate extremists, constructive extremists, assholes, treehuggers, factories and yours truly has fallen by his weapon.

Fortress God

2010-08-07T16:34:00.001-07:00

.This God Fortress, or compound creature is angry. You go to center of heart chamber then turn right at ask for meat at the gem eyes of agony. They will answer "We will refuse" then they open up, and you are able to go through the transport tubes to the bottom of the construction. Be careful since the whole thing most likely is moving violently around while you are inside it. There was a slight possiblity of putting it our with the ballista massive sleep darts at the border of Region 1 and Region 4, but the enormous momentum this Compound Fortress is traveling by is awe inspirering. Watch out!
Going out into the arm towers is the most sickening thing you can do with this one. Why? Because while moving towards it's target it swings its arms with stupidity, and does action packed poses for the enemy to see and fear.
I started drawing really slowly. I don't want to draw really fast any longer, except if I did a commission - if I do a commission really fast I get a really good hourly salery! Which I want.

Should never have made this

2010-08-07T15:50:00.001-07:00

I should never ever have made this. It makes me angry and it's so late now that I want to go to bed - which means that I'll go to bed while i'm on a horribly stupid pony on the way to the downers of downstown.
There is still more space to fill to the right of the image - which is right here where your eyes are ... right now! The guy on the picture has the rainbow hair on his side, and the flipSword is also in his possession. For the floating cat eyes there is nothing to do. But many others are already brewing up schemes to take out RainbowHair.
Rainbow hair has been wanted by villains in more than a thousand seconds. Usually the heros of this world get ripped to schreds by the Collective ImBalance Tuning Guild of 5 Colors also know as tCITGoFIVEC - which is pronounced Chit-Co-Fivek. Which is pretty lame for us yes, but in this world it's so fresh.

and by the way

2010-08-07T14:45:00.000-07:00

behind the planets on the picture below is the waves of reality swirling up all sorts of rediculous crap. Watch out all thou 6 billion people (now yes - but actually when this event takes place there is 19 billion people on the globe. ) 19 billion? Yes that is so many human beings that they start turning invisible and actually have been for more than 60 years.

Untitled Piece of art called "Celestrial Purgetory"

2010-08-07T14:37:00.000-07:00

Religious rumors (you know what that is) say that when all planets is devastated and come together for a final greeting, they weep as the celestrial Purgetory is released by the hands and feet of the Macrocosmos ReCreator Ape Figure which has been burried within the eggshell of the center of the earth. Obama, the president of the united states of earth of solar system of galaxy of universe started using the words: OMG EPIC , in all speeches after the wake of the planets and life as we know it.
As you see my drawing skills has encreased severely. Why you might ask. Well i went to the fraking drawing school i mentioned back in the Band Poster entry. The school where that little twat went and made him really good at drawing people.

Untitled piece of shit.

2010-08-07T14:32:00.000-07:00

Brach Jalwson invented all shit. Especially pay attention to the running Worm Fighter Plane, inspired by the Dune Tube monster. You wont regret inventing this, when all other things have been invented. Go google stuff on bing!
Please note that the unicorn is actually trying to reach the Worm Fighter plane ... running Worm fighter Plane with its tungue. Success for the unicorn. Relentless embarresment for the Running WORM fightheheh PLA.

Give Sword and Bacon

2009-04-17T13:41:00.000-07:00

cannot grasp how much swords and bacon comply.

Failure is seenable

2009-04-17T13:14:00.000-07:00

I read alot about complimentary colors. Both yesterday, and this morning. I think i'm getting the hang of it now.
I got a friend who's girlfriend has a band. And they were looking for someone who could illustrate a poster for a concert they are having at the mall, 16. may i think it was. So I thought that I would use my new skills with the colors and I made this artwork for them. The fuCKING bastarts thought IT was toO f childish!2 I mean Wtdf! They dont know what the helll they are talkign about. I just read alot of stuff and surely one can see that I know what the hell I am doing.
Well so they dddidnt like the artwork, and they said they'd just go and find someone else to do it- Apparently one of the drummers in the band has a sibling who is really good at drawing people. He learned at a drawing school. I DONT' Care about that man! Why were they telling me?? so I'll just post this here. I tried and compress the hell out of it as mentioned before, but JPG can't really compress the hell out of a JPeg which is Already compressed... the hell out of.
...Here it is. I'm so pissed. I just know that I'll get another gig sooner or later. It's just depressing when people dont appreciate one's skill.
Click on the picture and see how far Jpeg compression goes.
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Compress Act

2009-04-17T12:43:00.001-07:00

I am soooo much gonna compress the crap out of the next paintjob. Soooo much.
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Please step one property away

2009-04-12T06:20:00.000-07:00

So me and my girlfriend rented a flat a couple of months back. We really feld home and began to relax a lot, which we ofcourse haven''t had the chance to in many years. Some day some efd up dude suddently runs around the front lawn (the one adjacent to the building) with a fake shotgun, a so called bee bee gun (or somin), shouting about the house Not being his! I'm like: w .... t .....f ..... So we contacts some lawyers after having reviewed the contracts, and it turns out its not our house either, vus we just rented the flat. I shew him the contract, and he realized that its not his, nor our building, but he still comes to the front lawn once a month.
What the hell am I supposed to do now. The fake shotgun dude is still stalking us.

Mad Professor Boxer Dr. Bruiser

2009-04-12T05:55:00.000-07:00

His gloves are poisonous! Watch those lefties!
On another note, I have no clue why A, my blog landlord, hasn't closed this blog yet - he is angry pissed on me for no reason at all. He can't accept other poeple happyness.

Testies of a vegan Jesus

2009-04-12T05:54:00.000-07:00

Church will rise to the test of test-E's tests.

Search For Politeness

2009-04-08T16:35:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA Andreas (my blog landlord) is a winy bitch. I got his password for blogger, so now there is no stopping me. And I'll stay anomonous!
No questions asked. This might be the one with the most straight lines- Can?

Final Post Ever!

2009-04-08T16:14:00.000-07:00

Andreas (my blog landlord you could say) doesn't want to post my shit anymore. So:
This will be the final post ever. Therefor I will bid you all farewell. I have taken a seriously final destination. And there will be nothing more. End
And just to recap. Into buttom with all.
(Red.) You should have listened to what I told you my friend.
Told me WHAT exact? Just be happy for me!
Happy for you? Man what you did we can't discuss!
Them F you Andreas. Jsut leave
you know this blog is on my profile
please just leave it
Emanuel! I WON'T

More Sharks - This Time Around 4

2009-04-08T16:12:00.001-07:00

Proffessor Phroppessor Professor SHARKKKK!!!!!
Thats a freaking awesome name!!!

Inspired by Ballos. Huzzahhhh! ... well not "huzzah" - but still. Huzzaahhahhahah

Black and White Man

2009-04-08T16:10:00.001-07:00

Mab Mab Mab. Serious serious bla bla bla! FUCK

Fairy Land Will Turn

2009-04-08T16:08:00.001-07:00

Once it was believed to be Amsterdam. But man evolved and it turned out to become man-kind. Go To 5

Art CrossOver

2009-02-18T22:46:00.000-08:00

I saw this on my friends (andreas ng) website, and wanted to post it here.. Actually it fits on www.Sota.dk as much as it fits here on hOLY f bLOG. The gun has no hole in it, cus its a love gun. A gun which fires love out the end. HF!
I guess
(Red.) Thanks Ema, maybe there's some good inside you after all. /A

Robot Mecha Jeezuz

2009-02-18T13:10:00.000-08:00

...He says he has eatable legs, and that he would like to share them with people who have more than enough money to pay the ticket. The woman is undoubtetly in limbo... Some kind of limbo at the very least.
water-

The In Stuff

2009-02-18T12:53:00.001-08:00

Right now it must be these!

New dawn of years

2009-02-18T12:33:00.000-08:00

Hi, so first post after the new year. A wonderful year of apocalyptism hopefully.This is LHC who says hi! LHC is the Large Hadron Collider, which in mainstream theory has the potential to create a black hole, and suck everything into it. However, I am pretty sure that LHC is capable of producing the same amount of energy as a blackhole consists of, but for a very brief periode of time. Not a blackhole, but the same amount of energy at one spot. But we'll see. If I know myself well enough, I'll be crossing my fingers for a planet meltdown. Then finally "something" happens! ... well on with our lives we must.
Go zombie apocalypse... or alien invasion. I guess LHC planet destruction is the third best thing.

Christmas

2008-12-23T06:27:00.000-08:00

It is christmas. And everyone should feel happyness and comfort in these couple of days. Afterwards we can all go back to our individual misery.
The elf has gotten a special electrification weapon in his pants. The giant robot and the snake monster seems interested, but God don't care.
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Attack

2008-12-23T06:26:00.000-08:00

Just one for the kids here.
Pay close attention to what is being said. Very important stuff.
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Fast and short animation

2008-12-21T14:48:00.000-08:00

This is a fast animation done in flash. During creation, display quality was set to "fast" so no AntiAliasing would occur. Then I rendered it out from flash as an image sequence and put together in my old Image Ready. I like lightning bolts. They are very interesting to animate because you need a start and then a lightning strike, which you can hide and show a couple of times. Looks very old school in a Street Fighter kind of way.
This is also to figure out how blogspot handles gif animations.
Quote: "Well not really. Just copied the text from another page somewhere. The animation is mine though. ^_^"
Edit:Hmm ok. Gif's apparently have to be "linked" from another site. - Since Anderas is handiling my blogposts (i send my shit to him via mail, cus i want to stay anomonous) he put the animation on his pew pew art fancy pants site. Danish Idiot.
(Red.) FUCK YOU Ema - next time I'll censur your crap!
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Arm between eyes

2008-12-21T10:09:00.000-08:00

These two personas fight.
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A serious pOST

2008-12-21T08:46:00.000-08:00

This is for testing if it's easy to make B/W gradianted drawings without edge lines to determin where a shape starts and ends.
Turns out that if you choose white (or the color you want to replace with another) as your primary color (the color that is on top of the other color in your "Toolbox") and the color you want to draw with as your secondary color (right mouse click on the color you want as your secondary color) - you will be able to replace the primary color in your picture with your secondary color, by right-click-drawing with your Eraser.
Fantastic!
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1 Unconsistency in MS Paint B/W colors

2008-12-21T08:04:00.000-08:00

There is something wrong in the B/W colors of MS Paint. It places a much darker color in the wrong place. And the one beneath it seems a bit too dark as well, considered its spot in the color box.

Well no biggie. Just wondered what the hell was going on. | _ |

MS Paint's awesome B/W gradiants

2008-12-21T07:57:00.000-08:00

Here is an example of what MS Paint is capable of with the black and white coloring system. To find this, press ctrl+e and change the colors to black and white.

Pinapple Soldier

2008-12-21T07:56:00.000-08:00

He is in grave trouble. Prevent!

Wonders of Gif Converts!

2008-12-21T04:02:00.000-08:00

One is not slow to realize the fatal saving function in MS Paint. It litterally destroys the appearence of the piece of art you want to show.
MS Paint has no qwerks when it comes to saving 24 bit Bitmaps, however the Jpegs and the Gifs becomes muddy and uncrisp, because of the silly compression "engine" the app is running. (just take a look at the last couple of entries on this blog. See the uncrispness?)
PhotoShop lets you save your file both as Jpeg and Gif without any estethic loss what so ever. Using the word estethic in the stead of quality is because sometimes you want a picture to "loose" quality to gain estethics. Examples of this could be "The BlairWitch Project" or "CloverField" - where grain and "bad video compression" is used to gain am unique style.

The same goes here.
This picture has been saved with a 5 color compression. Which basically restricts the amount of colors used in the picture to 5.

And one where only 4 colors is allowed.

The compressioning of pictures not only decreases the filesize drastically, it allows us to make them more awesome to look at. It gives the art some estethics, that is not normally present.

In the two pictures above you'll notice the gradiants have been turned into dotted gradiants. There is three different types of handling gradiants in PhotShop. Pattern, Diffuse and Noise. They are all amazing. I prefer pattern because it gives the art a sort of controlled look. But you've got to choose as you go, and look at what suits your art the best.

Here the original picture with perfect color representation. Saved as a Gif from PhotoShop.

Stir mock

2008-12-20T15:04:00.001-08:00

This shark will grap people with arms in great number.
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Danger from above!

2008-12-20T13:50:00.001-08:00

The monster hanging over some countries should be going to other places. Achieve failness!
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Animation looking like MS Paint

2008-12-20T13:39:00.000-08:00

In animation it is pretty easy to make stuff look all jacked up, messy and naïve in a way.

By using flash, you can decide in which quality you movie should be displayed. There is 3 different types. Low - Mid - High. Mid and High is somewhat the same. The High setting uses a couple of more Anti Aliasing passes, to smooth the edges. Mid looks almost identical, but if you bang your head against the monitor the difference will reveal itself.
However the Low quality setting takes away all Anti Aliasing, and leaves the picture in a messy and shaky state. This look will stay through rendering, so you'll end up with a very pixelated and disturbing picture. However if no post production is needed, and the movie isn't too "heavy" on the CPU, you might as well just save it out as a flash movie, and maybe even go as far as to ban the audience from changing the quality.

Ofcourse it's always nice to waste hours animating it all in MS Paint.

Or even worse - go with ImageReady. Experience the utterly uselessness of Adobes GIF animating software.
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Wasp Is What Is Seen

2008-12-20T13:36:00.000-08:00

This octopus wasp will swirl you into dizzyhood.
In the picture the Octopus Wasp is currently being attacked by the United States of America.
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Castle Crisis

2008-12-20T13:07:00.000-08:00

Underneath the Borg Animal is conveyer belts to help it move over towns. In spurs lightning from its sore eyes.
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And here we go

2008-12-20T12:28:00.000-08:00

Greetings interested human pupil!
This blog is brand new and fresh and will contain messed up MS Paint pictures, and stuff in that alley.

Why MS Paint?

MS paint is an underestimated piece of software. I comes with some features that seems hard to get by in waesome big apps like PhotoShop and Painter.

the following features are at your fingertips in MS paint:

MangaStyle Shading (where only black and white exists, and therefor gradiants has to be done with small dots of black)

No AntiAliasing - yeah that sounds like "some" feature. Well it is actually. If you are a person like me you'll understand.

Its fast! You want to do something fast? Then use MS Paint. PhotoShop will let you emerge into your "piece of art". MS Paint can that, but it hell as don't want you to.

It has limits. Well this is a little like the same as above. Limits is a very very good thing. Limits prevents you from making games like Crysis, or films like SpiderMan or IronMan. And instead you end up creating stuff like MindGame (the studio 4degrees feature), World of Goo or Killer7.

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All this Babble is about creating totally messed up stuff. It might not be messed up in the beginning, but end up being it. Or it might start off as super pumbed crazy shit, and end up being totally conservative and Al Gore.

We'll see.
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